{"id":74878,"date":"2023-04-19T17:46:20","date_gmt":"2023-04-20T00:46:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyppl.com\/?p=74878"},"modified":"2023-04-20T09:02:20","modified_gmt":"2023-04-20T16:02:20","slug":"trolls-beware-these-hilarious-texts-will-make-even-you-cringe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.moneyppl.com\/trolls-beware-these-hilarious-texts-will-make-even-you-cringe\/74878\/","title":{"rendered":"Trolls Beware: These Hilarious Texts Will Make Even You Cringe"},"content":{"rendered":"
Thinking of a clever <\/span>text<\/span><\/a> to send a friend deserves a pat on the back. Whether we’re texting them a joke or fooling them into believing something imaginary, there’s nothing better than fun banter and tricking your friends. There’s always room for improvement in the jokes department, which is why we’ve curated a list of the most hilarious texts that even the most seasoned internet trolls couldn’t believe. It’s time to step up your troll game and get on these people’s levels. <\/span><\/p>\n Spam is one of the most frustrating things to get. Whether it’s a spam email or a spam text, having to deal with it and delete it takes time out of our day. We’re never sure how the spammers got our email or phone number, but they managed to get a little bit too personal. This Reddit user’s friend decided to troll them and sent 2,500 texts, all saying, “Yo dawg heard you like spam.” What baffles us the most is that his friend had no problem sitting there pressing the send button over and over again (via <\/span>Reddit<\/span><\/a>)<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n It’s tough being romantic. It puts us in a vulnerable spot where we’re on the line for either acceptance or rejection. We always hope it’s accepted though rejections have come. Oftentimes they hurt, but we’re able to get over it. The OP completely rejected their lover when they said they wanted to kiss them all over. Instead of a romantic text back, which is what they likely expected and hoped for, they listed several restaurants and shops they could kiss them at. It was an awkward situation, but luckily they used humor to get out of it (via <\/span>Parentz Talk<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n When we get texts from numbers we don’t know, we’re usually pretty quick to decipher the message and who sent it. Sometimes, it’s an accident; other times, it’s from a friend’s number we didn’t have saved. Yet rarely we’ll get texts that make no sense and give us no idea who the person is. This Reddit user was minding their own business when they got a text message from an unknown number. It said, “It is cold. The lights are on and the ceiling is Gatorade.” Let’s hope this person was alright because it doesn’t sound like they were having a good time (<\/span>Reddit<\/span><\/a>)<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n When we get a romantic text from our partner, it makes our day. We always hope they’re sober when they send these messages since it makes it more meaningful. This Reddit user not only received a highly romantic text message, but it was a text from their friend. The text read, “Yo sup dude I’m so high right now r u comin’ over now 4 sum good lovin’?” Let’s hope good loving refers to a good meal or movie because that seems like a pretty strange text to send your friend (via <\/span>Reddit<\/span><\/a>)<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n The OP could take this person’s innuendo several ways. Whether they want to suck that pancake dry or something else is unknown. Let’s hope it’s the pancake, considering the message before asking them to pick one up. Either way, it’s a hilarious text that even a troll would have a hard time comprehending (via <\/span>Reddit<\/span><\/a>)<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n This OP made the grave mistake of texting her dad instead of Dan. She needs to be more careful and more aware of the names on her phone. Maybe she should rename her dad’s contact. At least the dad had fun with it and trolled her, first into having her believe he thought it was a smile, and then into grounding her. That went from zero to one hundred quickly. At first, he made her believe he didn’t know what was going on, and she momentarily believed she got away with it. Not this time, Ashley (via <\/span>Parentz Talk<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n It sounds like the OP and their friend both trolled each other with a series of texts. When one started the banter, the other followed along without hesitation. They’re holding the biggest Oreos in the world, quadruple stuffed with frosting. If that’s not gluttony, we’re not sure what is. The OP then responded with an even better comeback, and trolled him, to which the friend had no response (via <\/span>Reddit<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n No one likes getting the middle finger. It’s a sign of disrespect. But it can also be used in a hilarious, joking way, as this person’s done. We’re not sure what’s worse, getting the middle finger in real life or the middle finger sent over several texts. It looks like the OP didn’t even want to respond and let their friend have at them (via <\/span>Reddit<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n It’s not easy adulting. The world expects us to act and look a certain way, and most of the time, we completely fail. Crash diets are popular, just like juicing. Extreme exercise is another way people try to get fit, fast. This person tried to troll their friend, who didn’t fall for their texts. At first, they tried to tell the OP they went on a fast, but after a few messages, they admitted they drank three bottles of wine and fell down the stairs instead. That sounds more like it (via <\/span>Parentz Talk<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n When the OP’s friend asked them to bring home purified water without any minerals, they decided to troll them straight away. Instead of plain water, they decided to get their friend spring water, and as they put it, it was similar to licking a stalagmite. Cave water doesn’t necessarily sound delicious, but it’s probably really good for you (via <\/span>Finance<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Growing up with siblings has its pros and cons. We immediately have a friend for life, though sibling rivalries are a real thing. This is especially true as we get older and start having differing interests. The OP was not happy his brother couldn’t attend the DnD night, but his brother doesn’t seem too bothered. With his texts, he’s either trolling him when he admits he can’t tell the days apart, or he seriously has a burnt-out mind. Either way, the cabin trip will probably be better for him than a DnD night (via <\/span>Parentz Talk<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Tinder is a strange world. You never know who you’re going to meet, or if the person is even going to look like their photo. All you can do is hope. When the OP tried to invite their match over for a night of drinking and mistakes, they were completely shut down. But the OP had a comeback with one of those texts you can’t respond to. When their match said they never make mistakes, they threw both themselves and their match, under the bus. Because they matched with them, that was their first mistake (via <\/span>Reddit<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n The time before emojis was a creative one, involving a series of texts and characters. People were able to make anything they wanted out of the characters on a keyboard, which is how this concerned ghost came to be. We’re not sure what message they were trying to convey to their friend, but the OP had a great comeback and asked if they could haunt their friend. Take that, a ghost (<\/span>Parentz Talk<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Many fights erupt because of a simple miscommunication. One person expects something of someone else, and all of a sudden a huge fight has broken out. This is especially true when there are feelings, like jealousy, guilt, or resentment involved. We’re not sure if this person is trolling the OP, but it’s a pretty horrible thing to expect someone to work for free. This person needs to learn a thing or two about respect, instead of sending mean texts and saying they let him down (via <\/span>Lux and Lush<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Pass the popcorn on this one, folks. This person got so angry that the OP sold something for nearly three times as much to someone else as they were going to pay. That’s how the world works, buddy. At least the OP didn’t let this troll take them down. Feeling angry you missed out on an opportunity is understandable, but getting angry you couldn’t buy something for less than the asking price is not (via <\/span>Lux and Lush<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dogs shouldn’t hold weapons. This photograph is terrifying and looks like something from a movie gone wrong. The OP captioned the photo perfectly, “mess with labbo you get the stabbo.” Not only did the OP try and troll their friend, but their friend didn’t even flinch and said that’s not their dog. Then whose dog is it? When their friend said it was not Pepper, they renamed the evil dog and said it was “a-salt.” At least they’re going along with it, though standing near an angry dog with a knife doesn’t sound like a laughable situation (via <\/span>Reddit<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n When Mimi texted the OP asking if they were at the hotel, the OP did not hesitate to troll them. Immediately, they sent a hilarious message mentioning their involvement with a drug cartel. That doesn’t sound pleasant. Mimi didn’t even seem to flinch with the humor, as she then sent a couple of texts accepting the situation and asking the OP to turn on the locator so they could find their body. At least the OP has people looking after them, in the worst-case scenario (via <\/span>Reddit<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n When jokes backfire, we feel pretty foolish, especially with jokes we thought were clever. The Joker does not like to be fooled. The OP was trying to make a joke with their friend when they were the ones getting trolled. When the OP tried to say, “What’s red and hurts your teeth,” the joke backfired. At first, it seemed like they fell for it, but once they caught on they then sent a series of texts asking why bricks would hurt their teeth if they eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. If we didn’t know they were joking, it sounds like they have a serious problem on their hands (via <\/span>Reddit<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n When animals are dressed in human clothes, it makes us say “aww,” and bend over with a bundle of laughter. This cat is dressed in a human tie, and though the stare is intense enough to make us question his happiness or state of mind, it’s still cute. Maybe he’s just posing for the picture and will rip the tie off immediately after. Even then, the OP’s friend asked what the fat cat was doing, and when he found out he was ready for an interview, he said he was immediately hired. Anyone would be lucky enough to have this cat working with their business (via <\/span>Parentz Talk<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Finding out you’re pregnant is either one of the most beautiful moments in the world or the most terrifying, depending on if you want to be pregnant or not. It’s a big moment when you tell your partner and is hopefully something to celebrate. But when the OP’s girlfriend told him she was pregnant, he immediately replied with a sweet message saying they were pregnant, not just her. Without hesitation, she said, “It’s not yours.” We’re not sure if she was trying to hurt him or not, but that doesn’t seem like a kind way to say that. That’s not one of those texts you ever expect to get (via <\/span>Lux and Lush<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Brushing our teeth is a satisfying way to start the day and end the day. There’s nothing like having clean, shiny teeth. The toothpaste tastes pretty good, otherwise, we wouldn’t use it. Walking around with a freshly minted mouth would make anyone’s day. It sounds like the OP received one of the strangest texts about toothpaste in the world. Their friend randomly texted them saying they wish toothpaste was drinkable. We’re not sure if that’s a common wish or not, but it’s probably a good thing you can’t eat toothpaste, as swallowing too much of it would cause stomach pain (via <\/span>Reddit<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n When someone says they’re an average Joe, it means they’re an average person. Many of us have never thought too much into it, though it does seem strange that that’s a saying. It sounds like the OP was having an existential crisis in this series of texts they sent their friend about the saying. Who’s Joe? And why is he average? Their friend likely didn’t know what to say, so they said, “Joe Mama.” For a situation like this, it’s probably the best response you can give via <\/span>Reddit<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n It’s normal to text our friends and ask them what they’re doing, or if they’ve seen a recent movie or television show. When this person texted the OP, they received a couple of strange texts. The OP quickly answered the question, and then casually mentioned they’re beating a triangle. How does someone beat a triangle? Maybe they have a triangular-shaped pillow, otherwise, we feel bad for that innocent triangle (via <\/span>Reddit<\/span><\/a>). <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Many of us grew up singing the rhyme, “Do you know the muffin man.” Even though we never got an answer to the question, it was still a catchy tune that we loved. This person sounds like not having an answer bothered them to no end. When they reached out to their friend with several text messages admitting their fearful thoughts, the OP responded hilariously. It sounds like the muffin man is someone evil and someone we need to stay far away from (via <\/span>Reddit<\/span><\/a>).<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n We look up to our grandparents. They’re cute, innocent old people who lived an entire life before we were even alive. We try not to drink or smoke too much in front of them since they usually try to lecture us about our bad habits. Out of love, of course. When the OP’s grandma texted him, he received a photo he didn’t expect he’d ever get. On his birthday, she smoked a fat cigar to celebrate. Everyone needs a grandma like this one (via <\/span>Reddit<\/span><\/a>).<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\nHeard You Like Spam <\/span><\/h2>\n
Random Locales<\/span><\/h2>\n
Unknown Number<\/span><\/h2>\n
A Strange Invite<\/span><\/h2>\n
Pick Up A Pancake<\/span><\/h2>\n
You’re Grounded <\/span><\/h2>\n
Quadruple Frosting <\/span><\/h2>\n
The Middle Finger<\/span><\/h2>\n
Wine Cleanse<\/span><\/h2>\n
Cave Water <\/span><\/h2>\n
Fractured Mind <\/span><\/h2>\n
Tinder Mistake<\/span><\/h2>\n
A Concerned Ghost<\/span><\/h2>\n
Miscommunication <\/span><\/h2>\n
Smashed iPad <\/span><\/h2>\n
That’s Not Pepper<\/span><\/h2>\n
Turn On Your Locator<\/span><\/h2>\n
Eating Bricks Huh<\/span><\/h2>\n
He’s Hired<\/span><\/h2>\n
We’re Pregnant <\/span><\/h2>\n
Drinkable Toothpaste<\/span><\/h2>\n
Joe Mama<\/span><\/h2>\n
Beating A Triangle<\/span><\/h2>\n
The Muffin Man<\/span><\/h2>\n
Grandma<\/span><\/h2>\n